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1. repulsive manwhore
2. with saggy balls
3. who cheats on all his gf's
4. and is going to die from STD's
5. a bumass wigger from the suburbs who can't get a job so just tries to overcompensate under the belt
Girl #1: Ew, did I just see you with Larry?
Girl #2: No way! He is such a hoe. Someone should nuder him before his overused balls sag so low they pick up dust dragging on the floor...
hoe by FunnyCauseItsTrue February 23, 2013
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hack-inssa

A person who is very social, hip, trendy.
He has some deers on his front yard, he is such a hack-inssa!
hack-inssa by ruthenium hydride August 29, 2019

1 man 2 needles 

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.
I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.
ADV: when one is extremely horny and is willing to fuck anything with a pulse. Term is used only after one has been deprived of sex for over a 10 year period or after someone is cryogenically frozen for 4.5 years. In these extreme situations the reproductive organs have been so ignored and overlooked that sex is required for survival. Being Lusty is a survival method
Teddy: I've been very lusty lately
Joey: That's because your still a virgin at the age of 62.
Teddy: YO IM GONNA GO FUCK THAT SQUIRREL!
Lusty by Tripod Salad September 28, 2006

Mac OS Mojave 

the single best OS in the world
Bill: Hey, how's it going? I just got the latest Windows 10 PC.
Mac OS Mojave: BEGONE THOT
Friend Of The Lord

Can be used as a way to address someone with whom you have any level of a relationship, whether it's an acquaintance, best friend, or stranger at which you're yelling. May be used in greeting or departure or mid-address. Applicable in almost any setting, but primarily has a positive connotation.
How are you today, FOTL?

Stranger- "Thanks"
You- "No problem, FOTL"
FOTL by Ducky von Wolfhausen December 1, 2010
When a person or item gets shot multiple times. Multiple entry wounds to the body.
Damn! Homie got doused!
Doused by kamenashi2013 April 22, 2021