Someone who is a very promising writer, and makes you feel inferior on all possible levels except, the like, two things you're good at. Intellectually challenging. They have the lips of Takeo Gouda from Ore Monogatari. Dresses like a school shooter that shops at TJ Maxx, and has the voice of an underdeveloped sex slave, around 6-8 years old. Will probably die of untreated pneumonia, if that's possible. We can only hope.