Before eating the ass, cook a hot pocket and eat it half way. Continue by shitting in a cup and topping it with sprinkles. When you’re finished with your creation continue by placing all of the items onto the outer rim of the butthole an spitting on it. When you’re done with that, bonapetite.

When a man's testicles descend as low as the skin of the scrotum will naturally allow, causing the testicles to act in the same manner as an overweight girl's large boobs when she lays on her back. In addition, the testicles continue to move even when said man remains perfectly still, preventing him from ever becoming comfortable. While the name may infer sweaty balls, perspiration if not a factor with liquiballs.

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

used as an interjecting phrase when discussing emotions that are more important, stupid, interesting, etc. than "a lot more". can be used alone or with other words. never describes things exactly, generally just feelings of/towards others.

Is real shit don’t try it out guys it sucks

A narcissistic verbally abusive, insecure and obsessive childlike man having an excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance.
synonyms: vain, in love with oneself, self-loving, self-admiring, wrapped up in oneself, self-absorbed, self-obsessed, conceited, self-centered, self-regarding, egotistic, egotistical, egoistic, egocentric, egomaniac