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Urban Dictionary

whale watching 

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.
Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo
whale watching by okcdude February 18, 2011

Coach Bean 

An upstanding member of society who builds men of character through football. Truly an amazing individual.
Man, Coach Bean really makes me want to show integrity and be a respectable citizen!
Coach Bean by Pigskin75 May 19, 2017
On BitClout, one who finds it a privilege and an honour to be scammed or 'rugged' by their favorite creator.
You're such a Belieber, you're a rugboy!
rugboy by TrueApery April 26, 2021

Touch of The Gay 

1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation
1)Steve smacks Jay's ass as he passes by because he has a touch of the gay

Pulling A Nabh

Verb Dating someone that is the whole package when you are literally just the postage stamp.
Bro 1: man do u see leonardos new gf????
Bro 2: ye man he is totally pulling a Nabh

identificate 

Word used by Piolin Por La Mañana used to make a person say their name and where they live aka identifying who they are.
Radio person: Hello this is piolin por la mañana, IDENTIFICATE papuchon!

Radio listener: I am tlacuache inferior from Paisa Land!!
identificate by Tlacuache Major March 17, 2009
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