A pretty cool guy with a huge dick and all the girls

A combination of fucking and retarded; ergo, fucktard.

A phenomenon when one's silicon reserves are depleted.

Able to bid correctly and fast. People that have good strategy and know how to think on their toes can do this. The ninjas of the bidding world.

A huge dump i took.

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.