haylan

Haylan is a beatiful creature with boys chasing her in and out of places. especially one who wont leave her alone! He is obsessed beyond with her and spends almost every second pf the day with her but she does not want him around. She is one of the prettiest creatures to walk the earth.

OMG! Did you see how pretty Haylan looked today?

haylan by helloitsame December 11, 2016

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Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

Bronze Monkey by PeteyPij November 1, 2009

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idoobz

"idoobz" is well um Idubbbz name when he uses a european voice.

idoobz! did you tak out the trash!

idoobz by Exploding Kitten February 17, 2017

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weisel terrier

someones annoying ankle biter dog that looks like a weisel, because its badly inbred.

i hope my sisters weisel terrier stops biting my ankles, before i croat that little fucker out.

weisel terrier by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

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mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

mountain queef by Jammy11 April 23, 2017