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Urban Dictionary

Grooming 

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.
"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"
Grooming by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017

Purple Ambush 

When a black man tries to have anal sex with you without your permission.
I was walking down the road and dropped a quarter, when i bent down to get it, a black man purple ambushed me!

Clappetite 

When a person craves to get their "cheeks clapped"

They have a hunger to receive anal sex, so rough it resembles the sound of making doe. Like for a pizza pie.
I've gotta appetite for a clappetite.
Clappetite by Matters October 24, 2022
The first piece of information that captured my attention was when he explained how people who came back from war were doing heroin, around 95% of them stopped. I was surprised by this because I had always thought of heroin being one of the most addictive substances ever. Yet I am still aware of how addictive it is. I always heard if you ever try heroin that will be the last decision you ever make. However I was unaware of how many factors added to someone actually getting hooked on the drug. I think it's a good idea to promote the last decision quote. The soldiers who did not become addicted were happy and fulfilled compared to the others. The next piece of information that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job
The first piece of information that captured my attention was when he explained how people who came back from war were doing heroin, around 95% of them stopped. I was surprised by this because I had always thought of heroin being one of the most addictive substances ever. Yet I am still aware of how addictive it is. I always heard if you ever try heroin that will be the last decision you ever make. However I was unaware of how many factors added to someone actually getting hooked on the drug. I think it's a good idea to promote the last decision quote. The soldiers who did not become addicted were happy and fulfilled compared to the others. The next piece of information that I want to highlight is how I think he did a good job
way by Abcvd January 11, 2024
Some one who is sweet but can have a nasty heart

They are very short tempered.
oneybu by •HoneyBun• May 21, 2021
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yezia by Dannniboiiii December 11, 2020

Midget Stroke 

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
Midget Stroke by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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