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When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle
Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem
Selfie by SuperAwkwardTurtle77 February 2, 2016
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A FANTASTIC guy. Erams are ridiculously kind and always make people smile. They care for their loved ones and deserve only the best. They are super funny, don't usually mess up and are usually super cute but don't always admit it. They can make anyone laugh and are pretty popular with the opposite gender. They treat people right, should always be treated right and are so damn loveable.
"OMG, he is such an eram!"
Eram by Natty ashy <333 January 11, 2014

Ratchet ass hoe 

Noun,(defenetly not proper) refering to a dirty/unneet, either emotionally or physically, and tries to sleep around
Ratchet ass hoe i don't f*ck around if you f*ck with my man i'll burn your house down! *Flame thrower noises*
An indisputably awesome food that is versatile, healthy, and manly. Useful in salads, Mexican food, baked potatoes, sex, omelettes, and even popcorn. Also invaluable in a vegetarian/vegan diet. 95 percent of avocados grown in the US come from California.

Should be considered the most MANLY FOOD EVER due to these facts:

At one point, it was also known as the alligator pear. Your penis is already jealous.

Its name is derived from the Aztec word for testicle.

A small avocado provides one's body with more usable protein than a huge steak because the proteins in the steak are deranged and mostly unavailable to the liver.

Women love it on their faces.

NOTE: Despite the belief of some, the so-called "popular belief" that the avocado is a vegetable is (1) not common at all, and (2) better applied to the more common and wimpy tomato. Hence, the use of the term "avocado" to describe a homosexual who appears heterosexual is misplaced and not warranted.
Actually, us vegans get MORE protein. Props to avocados.

You made guacamole?! I love you!
avocado by AlqSeegs B September 26, 2010

yujisbeloved 

yujisbeloved is such an amazing, beautiful person! I would literally get on two knees for them, they’re so special and makes everyone days better! But she’s a furry 😱
You’re being such an yujisbeloved
yujisbeloved by Dilfdaddh August 2, 2021

checkerboard queer 

A person that is usually an entity of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, or is stupid enough to put green checkerboards on a roof of a germen car. Twisted logic like this produces a bigger ego than the sun.
"Damn I thought that checkerboard queer was never going to leave me alone, luckily she got in her gti and drove away, if she had stood here any longer I might of caught an STD
checkerboard queer by Sulman May 15, 2008

Rebecca Black 

We so excited! There goes my friends! - Rebecca Black