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ball-park figure 

An annoying, grossly over-used term that dumb idiots think will make them sound cool if they use.
Some idiot called me at the office asking me to give him a "ball-park figure" on a divorce. I thought "WTF? Since when do divorce cases have anything to do with a baseball game?"

cantaloupical 

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!
мужской половой орган, который иногда выполняет функцию мозга.
-- Хотел бы трахнуть её?
-- Да не, хуй не стоит.
хуй by mahadeo October 22, 2013
according to all known laws of aviation, it is physically impossible to give you up, let you down, run around and desert you me old chum.
amogus by gallivanting kumquat July 11, 2022

SpeedBoat 

Probably the coolest of the boats. Very fast and often used for racing. Also the nickname for Elizabeth SpeedBoat. Elizabeth SpeedBoat from Aspen Colorado/Los Angeles California is an artist, and the most expert of expert enterprenuers.
You want to wakeboard behind my speedboat? Hey SpeedBoat, you wanna hit this bong?
SpeedBoat by errizarif April 20, 2009

l33tsp34k 

1. Elite speak.
2. Internet slang language involving the replacement of letters with numbers and/or symbols, specifically to discourage and confuse new members of the community (See newbies or n00bs)
1. Do you know how to l33tsp34k?
2. j00 5u}{0Rz @ l33tsp34k (you suck at elite speak)
l33tsp34k by Geoff March 15, 2003
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