Works at Guiseley high school is the biggest nonce and likes birds (apart from seagulls they apparently don’t exist) if you disagree with him he stares at you and fingers your bum hole overall he is the standard bald nonce and he is from down south so he is “hard” so you “shouldn’t mess with me”

efficient, sexy, and water resistant.

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

A banging party, possibly involving drugs and alcohol, usually done without the knowledge of parents; a wanger-out means that a wanger was "crashed" by the police.

see 'on piss...'

A girl who knows what she's doing, especially when it comes to Gerard Way and cupcakes.