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Maple Leafs 

The Toronto Maple Leafs - A team only liked by loud mouth jabbers who know nothing about hockey. Saying 'Go Leafs Go' is easier then following hockey.

Hated by all fans everywhere, not neccesarily because of the team, but by the moronic fans that follow.
Person 1: Did you hear the leafs lost to buffalo again?
Person 2: Ya, what else is new
Person 1: Did you see all the douchebag leafs fans in bufflo thinking that the leafs had a chance when buffalo owns them every time?
Person 2: Ya, Leafs fans are douchbags
Hobo: Maple Leafs suck
Maple Leafs by JSchroe April 19, 2006

soccer-mom hole 

The moist feeling from a butthole after a good poop. No matter how many showers you take, it's still wet, like a soccer-mom watching Magic Mike for the first time. Soccer-mom hole may or may not sting/burn.
"Bro, I took the biggest poop yesterday. It's been 16 hours and I still got the soccer-mom hole."
soccer-mom hole by PunkAaron January 19, 2014
To have the figurative heat turned up on you, as in the MERCury on an old-school thermometer rise as heat is applied.
Dude, you better disappear cuz you're merc'd, they just picked up your boy and they're pressing him big-time
Merc'd by Pprplgrl January 3, 2019

hooksnorkel 

An adjective that is used to describe an object that starts out straight but then proceeds with a lazy curve that resembles the end of a snorkel.
Most weenus' are straight but some have a hooksnorkel to them.
hooksnorkel by Pancake Money March 23, 2012
Term used by pedophiles (also can be used as "zidi") to alert the minor about the situation and to differ other pedophiles from a minor.
Pedo (as a kid): bro i'm kinda zidious
Kid (not a pedo): what's that?

Pedo (as a kid): bro i'm kinda zidious
Another pedo (as a kid too): oh shit wsup homie
zidious by snnwer April 18, 2022
(Female term only) When a woman wraps her legs around a man (preferably taller) in a bizzare sexual embrace which is usually undertaken in a nightclub or on occasion corridor.
"that poor son of a bitch just got gallimored"
Gallimore by Steve Catlin July 4, 2007
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