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straight hail 

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
An almost indefinite time with the minimum being a mos.(Month)
Would anyone let me put 2 couches and a dresser at their place anytill I move this month? I don't need to the get rained on.
Anytill by whodoesitmatter October 14, 2018

Tonka Trash 

People raised on or around Lake Minnetonka, who had every opportunity to accomplish at least something in there lives, but are either simply too lazy or stupid to do so.

Many of these people were born with a silver spoon and are spoiled brats.
Most Tonka Trash can be found in Exelsior Minnesota at either Bayside or Maynards embibing copiouse amounts of cheap beer and screwing the same people they screwed in high school. If not in exelsior Tonka trash can be found at Big Island doing the same thing they do in Exelsior except in piss rich waters.
dude did you see that guy stumbling back there, he is truely tonka trash
Tonka Trash by dabigsweede August 24, 2009

Planelet 

A term for someone who you swear was born at a set of flight controls. Often a sim pilot
A lot of aviation servers are full of planelets
Planelet by 1213Alpha August 28, 2019
To this place I go…
A smile I show…
It is from you…
As moving you do!!!

At least this is one time…
When overthinking is good…
Although I could state…
You are missing a plate…

Not the one with the geese…
Although that did move by me…
This one is awaiting…
A move from you!!!!
105 by a dream and 💔 November 25, 2024

Magnumitis

When someone buys the biggest gun they can find even if they can't control it while shooting. They think it makes them more of a man.
Guy 1) That little punk carries a Smith & Wesson Model 500. He falls over when he shoots it and doesn't even know what the bullet hit. He is compensating for something!
Guy 2) He's got a bad case of Magnumitis
Magnumitis by Livingtolong October 5, 2019
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