Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.

A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.

Pronunciation: (Drunk-ee Chan)
Noun/Adj: A person who is quite intoxicated and suddenly believes they are a drunken master of kung-fu. Will often perform sloppy kicks and karate chops, and sometimes the occasional half-assed parkour attempt. Usually an amusing sight, mostly only bringing harm on themselves rather than others at worst.

A fucked up mess.

(D-n'-B's) noun, short for Dick and Balls, a way to show disgust to a subject or mission. Usually said underneath your breath, much like the word, "shit." (Can also be used with eye rolls.)

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.