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Doggie Treats 

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This is when a guy and a girl are in the doggy position and the girl has a lower back tattoo, or definition 21 of an Ass Hat. The guy will pull out prior to finishing to skeet onto the womans tattoo. There for giving the doggie treats.
Male Friend 1 - Did you go out with Veronica last night?
Male Friend 2 - Yea, we went for dinner and ended up back at her place.
Male Friend 1 - I heard she has a lower back tattoo, did you get a chance to see her ass hat?
Male Friend 2 - O yea. Let's just say I left some doggie treats before I went home.
Doggie Treats by Ghetto Fabulous Wanksta February 13, 2006
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Hammer Hawker 

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A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.
" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."
Hammer Hawker by H/H King March 1, 2010
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Mr. Daniel 

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An amazing and wonderful person
Mr. Daniel always helps me through hard times!
Mr. Daniel by Rawr owo March 14, 2020
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Pineapple 

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Why did you search this up.
You pineapple
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Eggs after 11

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A reference from a popular TV show named "Ted" which is associated with homosexuality.

Where as it is explained that Homosexuals created brunch due to staying up late at night doing homosexual activities. Therefore missing breakfast and eating eggs after 11 am.
"Klay Thompson eats Eggs after 11"
Eggs after 11 by E1J April 27, 2026
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sperm pillow 

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That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.
Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?
sperm pillow by Pulvillus April 8, 2008
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