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Feminist 

all the definitions here are absolute fucking bullshit. a feminist is a person who believes women and men should have equal rights. that's literally it. all the people writing definitions on this page are pissbabies who think women only exist to have sex with them, and now they're fucked off that people are actively taking a stand against that because it means they can't openly objectify women's bodies anymore.
person: yeah, i'm a feminist! i think women and men should have equal rights -
some random guy: WHEN WILL THIS MISANDRY END???? FEMINISTS ARE SO SEXIST AHAHAHAHA MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Feminist by lydia grace September 3, 2020

West Virginia wet wipe 

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
dani is someone who likes peach ice cream and peach Tee . But hes nice , funny , kind and his storys are always funny no like fr. Its always funny to Text with him So yes THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND
Dani
Dani by Mäusesindcool July 20, 2021

United Statians 

I just wanted to point out the Spanish word "Estadaunidenses" which is a real word (unlike "United Statians") but is the same thing (rather than "Americanos" which is almost never used to mean people from the USA).
United Statians are cool.
United Statians by spacecoyote17 August 2, 2007
1 a bootleg ferb from phineas and ferb.

2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.

3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.
hey fert, i know what we're gonna do on this morning under a tree and our missing platypus distracts me once again! where could he have gone?

hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*

fert fertty fert fert FOORRP
Fert by FunkyFairMonkey June 26, 2020

September 1st 

Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!

If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you

Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
September 1st by ( 0-0 ) November 18, 2020
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