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azzmole 

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A term for "asshole" that you can use in front of your parents, teachers, etc. so that you can avoid trouble. A great cover-up if you slip. An insult.
Kid: You're such an asshole!
Teacher: What did you just say?
Kid: Azzmole.
Teacher: Alright. Well you didn't say the other word so I guess you're safe.
azzmole by muthaflufferz November 24, 2011

Sitt

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Bob : Dude I'm so Sitt right now
Mark : 4real? Me too. Let's go on Redtube

Dick-Noggle

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A cop that is trying to prove the self by arresting somebody on some trumped up charges for something they didn't do.
I have to fight a case because this Dick-Noggle wanted to prove himself.

qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpöåä 

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When a Swedish person has reached the ultimate level of boredom and decides to type every letter on the keyboard diagonally from bottom to top starting with Q.
Jeff: Jag vet inte vad jag ska göra.

Jeffs fingers: qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpöåä

Doppiphilia 

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The act of becoming sexually aroused by the thoughtful sayings of your sexual partner.

This can be used in the context of being aroused by poetry, love letters, and other positive writing formats used.
"I gave Kelsey a poem yesterday. She was a little too excited about it."

"Don't worry man, she just has Doppiphilia."
Doppiphilia by stiffmelone May 12, 2020

Booze news 

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Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the person is now suffering from booze-generated amnesia.
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news
Booze news by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018
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