Urban Dictionary
The KJ was invented by rapper Kyle Johnson and it is when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina; then takes his hand and inserts in into the vagina. Once the hand is in the vagina he strokes his own dick resulting in the best form of masturbation ever.
Mike: Bro, I'm really getting tired of late nights by myself...do you have any suggestions how to make it exciting again like it was in 5th grade?
Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ
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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?
R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.
Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ
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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?
R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.
Faderade
Lemon-Lime Gatorade with an added cup of Grey Goose Vodka. Word originated in Seattle and made popular by a suburban rapper in Edmonds, Wa.
Faderade by redmonkeyjunkie June 24, 2010
chic flick
A movie that is made with a goal of manipulating female hormones to the point of ugly crying and the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate
chic flick by The fickle pickle picker January 12, 2018