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Its a type of boy who is so well spoken, very blunt to his friends and never like to sugar coat stuff aka very honest. Never really like to exaggerate things. Is a very funny and intelligent person. A person with a silly sense of humor like having dark humor. Makes jokes about serious situations like funerals. No care attitude.
Nokia 3310
The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
Nokia 3310 by ThenewURL January 16, 2017