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Stress Napkin 

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
ELECTRIC DANCE MUSIC. INVENTED BY JOSH OSER IN 1994.
The girls love to go to the E.D.M concert.
E.D.M by Queen of Britain April 12, 2022

paragon til death 

To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
paragon til death by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015
A TERM USED WHEN YOUR WIFE GIVES YOUR BROTHER A HAND JOB
I GOT A CASSY LAST NIGHT
Cassy by volvoglt85 December 21, 2016

Amariana 

She is such a beautiful girl who has a wonderful personality. Also she has a slim body with a slight of booty to her, with also big boobs. She’s a person who you can always go talk to. She’ll make the perfect girlfriend, which is ashamed because she’s usually always single.
Amariana is so pretty.
Amariana by Shia.david February 23, 2019

ball gag 

a bondage item that consists of a ball on a rope that is shoved into the victim's mouth and tied tight. Supposedly it's more effective at muffling yells.
In your mom's closet I found three lengths of rope, some handcuffs, and a ball gag, with bitemarks in it.
ball gag by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
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