Urban Dictionary: Random definitions

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

Shoe Polka by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

1.04.2069

The Best, most Legendary April Fools day that will ever be. this will be the day of legends, of Myths, and of Heros

Lucky Bitch: i was born of 1.04.2069

Me: oh you little motherfucker I WANTED THAT

1.04.2069 by Cake God! The truth speaker November 27, 2023

caoimhe power

a fat bitch who has no friends

Hey have you seen Caoimhe Power the fat bitch with no friends?

caoimhe power by caoimhe power February 7, 2021

trampede

a combination of a stampede and to trample, usually involving a large group of people

The poor bystanders watched as a group of Humanitarians trampeded down the hallway to a book signing.

trampede by Alex55555 January 24, 2009

Bracejob

A blowjob from someone who is wearing braces. Can be an ultra hot fetish fueling situation, or an extremely awkward and painful one.

Jock 1: "Oh man you know that new little cheerleader who has braces? She sucked my dick last night"

Jock 2: "Whoa ho ho! Somebody got a Bracejob!"

Jock 1: "Yea that shit was so cash"

Bracejob by errnburn April 14, 2011

hehehehe

How fucking Brazilians laugh in League of Legends. They are all bad and you should quit if ever queued with one.

Summoner 1: Morde es #1. hehehehe

Me: Fuck this (dodges queue)

hehehehe by MordeNoEs#1 June 30, 2011

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