someone who will never get a girl or guy. His dad went to buy milk and never came back

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

The person who is really caring, totally loving and appreciate every single thing around him/her . A very very good listener to other people. Person who is really good in taking care of his/her things. Always looks up on positive side and distance toxic people around him/her. Friendship is the most important thing in his/her life.

You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.

A partially-consumed alcoholic beverage, usually a beer, that has been allowed to sit out and go warm and flat overnight and is thus wasted.

The Earth