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Urban Dictionary

Gravy steamer 

when you have diarrhea outside in sub zero temperatures and steam rises from it.
After a long night of shawarma and beer, on the walk home I took a gravy steamer in the snowbank.
Gravy steamer by SPY__D April 7, 2011

Pretentious 

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.
The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.
Pretentious by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019

Liquid Gooch 

The liquid secretions between the balls and anus.
My mans liquid gooch taste like gold
Liquid Gooch by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

panty job 

"No, those are work panties, for the panty job, separate load."
panty job by noixz January 14, 2009

grinchie lou who 

A mixture of a Spartan and a nerd. Usually spends his time playing games and taming beards. Also can be known as a belly dancer if drawn into it. Stealing Wal-Mart employees clothes is one of his bad habits. But he will always make you smile.
That grinchie lou who has done it again. Saved the magical town of make believe with his awesomeness.
grinchie lou who by cloehanna January 4, 2015

Feignstein 

The name for someone who pretends to be Jewish, just for the days off work.
Coworker #1: Did you see Mike at work this morning?
Coworker #2: Nah, bro, it's Yom Kippur.
Coworker #1: Oh, I didn't realize he was Jewish.
Coworker #2: Well, he's just a Feignstein. He's actually Irish Catholic, but don't tell anybody.
Feignstein by Lame Holler January 23, 2010