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chocolate amnesia 

When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
chocolate amnesia by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
When her head is off the bed and you thrust so hard that her big boobs fly upward and she instinctively throws her head back to above getting titpunched in the face, injuring her neck
JFC, you pounded me so hard I got titlash!
titlash by Bob Spandex March 10, 2021

Taken to school 

Verb: To be beaten very badly at something.
Andy: "I just took some kid to school on Black Ops, I beat him 30 - 2 in a 1v1."
Greg: "What a badkid."

Paul: "I got taken to school by some guy on MW3 last night. He got 21 kills in one game of search and destroy."
Dave: "Wow, he must be MLG."
Taken to school by jackb784 August 13, 2012

stan ITZY 

itzy is a korean girl group that debuted 12th january 2019. the members are: hwang yeji, choi jisu, shin ryujin, lee chaeryeong and shin yuna.
their fandom name is MIDZY. their most famous song is LOCO. SO STAN ITZY BITCHES
A: stan itzy
b: why
a: ill eat your ass if you stan itzy
b: bet
used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuck - to severely dominate/destroy a husband or boyfriend.

n. a 'cuck' is a wave of domination energy - vocal, physical or not - made by females, wives, girlfriends; 'cucks' can have a cumulative effect; which can put the 'husband' into a permanent state of trance and absolute obedience at the extreme; or a 'cuck' can have little effect; become a minor itch on the forehead; depending on accuracy and strength of 'cuck' and defence against 'cucks' the 'cuckee' or reciever has.

n.2 - balls, testicles, power
"she's good at her CUCKS"

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"she's got his CUCKS in a sling"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"

"do you want your CUCKS fried, steamed, roasted, stewed, grilled, baked or boiled?"
cucks by cuckman October 18, 2008
Deadly teddy bear. Many stories have been told, but one is for sure. He's addicted to Lambos, Bentlys, and hot chicks. All the more mysterious is he.
Bobbert is addicted to lambos, bentlys, and hot chicks
Bobbert by Brocktree May 16, 2018