A day that will never come. Nonexistant holiday. Used as either a pun or a way to make someone realize what they are asking will most likely not happen and they can go screw.
Moron coworker: Hey mike when are you gonna treat the crew to coffee and bagels.
The cutest and relevant couple of 2023. They are in deep passionate love and male out daily after playing and boxeling each other every day. They tutor each other ;)