Rat Diet

The practice of scavenging your own kitchen for ingredients and turning whatever you find into a meal. The only rule: you cannot go to the grocery store.

"Wanna grab groceries?"
"Nah. I'm on rat diet tonight."

Rat Diet by Meerkat69 October 3, 2026

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Suncry

It is an alternate way for pedophiles to identify themselves.

A: I'm a member of Suncry
B: Nice, what do you think the age of consent is?
A: Twelv-

Suncry by AlphaIdio December 16, 2021

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grapevine

gossip that is spread by spoken comunication

i heard on the grapevine that your gay

grapevine by the fresh prince January 30, 2005

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Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

Mexican Beard by hezzzer April 23, 2011

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Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

Asplosion by A Shadow March 29, 2009