You’re an idiot

When a girl really loves you but doesn’t want to say « I love you » yet. So don’t get offended, you’re a lucky guy ! (She can also say dork)

John - « I still love you for that! »
Girl - « Haha you’re an idiot »

beer egg

A giant shit which feels like laying an egg. Generally dropped the day after a massive night on the beer.

I feel awesome now I've had my beer egg.

Historie is the worst thing in the world. Everyone hates it and it is so boring f*ck historie

Historie er lort

Historie by mattirg April 26, 2019

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let me raise a toast to the girl i love most in the whole world hekhlin the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen

hekhlin by bebibos November 22, 2021

On april 17 everything on that day grabs someone thigh or ass

April 17 is the day of national grab thigh day hell yeah

A response to anything. Anyone can smoke dis po if they have to.

YO DUDE, DUDZ SMOKED DIS PO!

dis po by cody544 September 25, 2011