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Sandy Hand 

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.
Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.
Sandy Hand by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012

nigga for life 

"Damn, I want him to be my NFL, basically my Nigga for life! "

Spiritedthree

Spiritedthree is a term used to Describe a Redneck
That f**king spiritedthree is always sitting on his ass watching TV damn redneck trailer park trash
Spiritedthree by marshalmathers December 25, 2007

hosedown 

Stupid idea by (gay) Zack Latour
hosedown by Xenomorphs Suck! March 19, 2003
An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.
Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"
Deez nuts by H311o January 30, 2023

Jedi Queef 

The act of having so much force within your body that the lords of darkness suck it out vacuum style from a girl's pussy after she has masturbated or had sexual intercourse. It typically ends in an explosion of blood, mucus, cum, and shit.
"I was so filled with the force that I jedi queefed!"
Jedi Queef by PB+J March 23, 2009

physiognomy

the features of a person's face (isn't that interesting, bet you didn't know that!)
hey, that person studies physiognomy
physiognomy by cailín beag June 21, 2003
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