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The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook
Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
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The phatest cock destroyer ever, like no cap shordy this man will rip you to shred. Top 10 brat tamer watch out. There are 3 Awfas in your area ;)
hot big titty anime girl: OH god I really need an Awfa after that long stressful day
Awfa: yes.
Awfa by TWERP DESTROYER November 11, 2020
A group or collection of douche-bags.
Must be 5pm; I see a dingle or two walking from downtown to the bars.
Dingle by ElvisMA March 30, 2015
"Oh, My Flying Spaghetti Monster!" is an atheist's version of OMG... and yes, it is also more funny. A "Z" may be added at the beginning for extra emphasis ;-)
Zomfsm... that's the best new-ish acronym yet!
OMFSM by saturn_000 February 23, 2008
Something you stick a long thing in and make baby's
Ugh baby stick it in that hole!
Hole by Loverrrr555y March 2, 2018
A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.
Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.
Cooper by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019
A tight-fitting piece of clothing that leaves the back exposed and creates a tight pouch around the pelvic area and buttocks. Extremely sexy. Often used for gymnastics and is part of the "ultimate outfit" along with tights, long gloves, and high heels.
"Wow leotards on girls is so hot. I wish I was a girl so I could wear one..."
Leotard by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021