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figmago: noun, adjective. <fig-mah-go>
An event that happens to you where you're taken to another dimension and your whole life and events don't just quite make sense. You are then stuck in figmago.

An even that is so bizarre that no other words, but figmago could be used to describe it.
Also see mexico.
What is going on in our lives?! Are we still in figmago?

You got a flat tire, your ex just got engaged a bird just pooped on your head and you just go laid off? Sounds like a case of figmago.
figmago by TeamSD December 21, 2018
A very cool guy who plays Xbox.
“Hey!” “Have you seen that guy?” “He’s a Kesink!”
Kesink by Kesink17 November 22, 2020
the thing down there that an 'it' has; a twat and wang mixed
dude, you're a twang; is that thing a boy or a girl cus it looks like it has a twang
twang by kdnse October 20, 2006

Stone Throne

A name for an erectic penis being ridden in a seated motion
Rachel: “Damn last night Dave called me his bitch and asked me if I would ride his dick”
Ashley: “You mean he called you his Queen and told you to sit on his stone throne?”
Stone Throne by BoxMuncher69420 January 12, 2019
your waste from your butt
there is poop in the toilet
poop by go to poop.boy.com September 22, 2022
An acronym for: "hello incel!".

m: Hi, Katie! How was the vacation?
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
m: Hi, Katie! How was the vacation?
f: Freak! I am going to get you cancelled on twitter.com for insulting me in such an uncivilized way!
m: *sheer confusion*
hi by WifeEnjoyer69 May 26, 2021
Jalian is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. Even though almost no one has her name, she is still very confident. Jalian is kindhearted, brave, and caring. Jalian can be a little indecisive and disorganized, but she is the best person you will ever meet.
Person 1: Wow! Who's that girl?
Person 2: That's Jalian! She's so cool, right?
Person 1: And pretty too... And she has such a cool and unique name!
Person 2: I know right?!
jalian by TheJAlien November 4, 2021
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