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your mum epic 

a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your mother being violated, raped, whoring herself out for money or undergoing some form of gender reassingment. Consistently racist with massive stereotyping. Some your mum epics are long enough to have recurring themes or subplots.

This is one of the only true comebacks to a your mum joke.
However the story must remain clear enough to be understood but grotesque and violent enough to prevent any interruptions. delivery must be deadpan but speedy.

Do not attempt this if you do not have an extremely sick mind or cannot think on your feet as a timid ending can make you look like a complete arsehole.
such a joke can only be delivered verbally unfortuneately but i do have a forthcoming yourmumcast, which i may attach to this entry in the future.

-that your mum epic was fucking disgusting!

- yeah, i cant believe that guys mum had sex with the guy from goatse.cx

- dude, its made up, thats the point, youre such a dickshit
your mum epic by eddy baby July 26, 2006
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Graziana 

a girl with bazuta hair that helps closets to come out. She may also infect straight guys and scare them into becoming gay
Graziana minn Attard u youth fellowship
Graziana by Gunther April 14, 2005
a boy from Europe who gets a ll the ladies even the cougars
Jovan? wow he gets all the action
jovan by TastyDrPepper17 May 4, 2018

nightclub effect 

The phenomenon that occurs when you suddenly perceive your previously mediocre looking boy/girlfriend as extremely attractive simply because other people are hitting on them. This phenomenon often occurs in nightclubs or discotheques.
Stacey looked alright last night at Marquee. But the nightclub effect changed my perception of her. I found myself having to deflect guy after guy who came up to flirt with her!
nightclub effect by anonu June 13, 2010
a teenager who mostly those pranks
ugh he is such a teeg
teeg by hii87586 November 12, 2022

Charmagne 

Cool, awesome, amazing girl, who is also a grammar Nazi.
Boy: Hi, you are amazingly awesome Charmagne.
Charmagne: You used an adverb to describe a noun!
Charmagne by bucks74 March 22, 2012