the goat

The coolest person ever. Coolest person you'd ever meet and hang out with. Good sense of humor and fun to be around. Send them Xie Lian / hualian angst /j

One in million, Sweet, Kind

noun

an alex g is a strange kind of human usually found hopelessly searching for the meaning to his existence. you will not find an alex g near an olivia because often he will have annoyed her

how a british chap would say governor

The act of a man putting his big toe in a ear and then rubbing it in the vaginal opening.