bailmail

An email used to excuse oneself from a date, appointment, or other commitment.
This is usually sent to someone that is known to have a wireless email device and it is usually sent close to the last minute. Bailmail is most frequently sent from someone who has found something better to do.

Bailer: This party is amazing!
Bailer's Buddy: Hey, don't you have to get to that dance thing in a few minutes?
Bailer: Nope. As soon as I found out there were free drinks here, I fired off a bailmail. I'm set for the night.

bailmail by Vibond October 13, 2007

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Jugs Of Wine

A drunk girl or drunk girls.

Dude, look at Cindy! She's such a Jugs Of Wine tonight, 5 beers already!

Jugs Of Wine by Voibs March 21, 2008

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rancid douche cunt

The term used to describe the dirtiest of all the cunts. Used generally to describe the foulest dirtiest bitch you have ever come in contact with. It can also be used to describe the horrific state of a womans vagina.

My girlfriend Jessica fucked my best friend in my bed last night, she is such a rancid douche cunt.

I took that random bitch home fromm the bar last night, but when I went to take off her pants I puked my face off the smell was so horrible. Man did she ever have a randic douche cunt!!

rancid douche cunt by Blarticus August 6, 2006

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Natalie

jana joyce maria and dania freind also likes to flirt

natalie is jana joyce dania and marias freind

Natalie by yoyoyoyothe big one October 23, 2018

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The black angry bird

The act of being keegan cox

He is The Black Angry Bird he’s huge

The black angry bird by mcstiffins27 September 7, 2019

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Partners in Slime

A lover.
A fuck buddy, the only association between a male and a female.

Two persons exchaning bodily fluids and nothng esle

Tom- Hey Bill, are you going on dates with that broad?

Bill- Fuck no! We are partners in slime. Nothing more, nothing less

Partners in Slime by Graham Wallace April 5, 2008

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Big Brain Monday

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

Big Brain Monday by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

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