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Jose Mendez 

Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.

Example: fake lv belts

fake off white

fake supreme

says he gets girls, but where they at

Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt

So this is what Jose Mendez means

Chan Dara Bou

A good Cambodian and Sanskrit friend who will sometimes kill you and take your money. and also gives money too!
Chan Dara Bou by KCMRAH September 13, 2023
1. The front passenger seat of a vehicle.

2. "Shotgun _____" is called when a person wishes to lay claim to an object or to perform an action that several people wish perform that only one person can perform. After "shotgun ____" is called, an opponent may say "shamble" in an attempt to gain control of the shotgunned object/ action. In order to prevent the shotgunned object/ action from being shambled, the original shotgunner may say "shotgun _____, no shambles" making it so the desired object/ action cannot be shambled. However, if the original shotgunner neglects to add "no shambles" to the end of the shotgunning phrase, the original shotgunner and the challenger must compete in a best 2 of 3 game of rock paper scissors. This decides the final winner of desired object/ action. Shotguns that have been shambled cannot be shambled for again.
See also: shotnot
1. If Tommy wouldn't have sat shotgun, he would not have been impaled by that telephone pole when the car crashed. Poor Tommy.

2. a) -Shotgun the tv!
-Shambles!
*rockpaperscissors*x3
-Damn, I should have said "no shambles". Now I'm gonna miss my soaps.
b)-shotgun eating the last piece of cake, no shambles!
-fine, i didn't really want it anyway *cries*
Shotgun by Disc September 7, 2006

A piece of shit

Keyringg
Keyringg is a piece of shit
A piece of shit by Darlannix October 6, 2021

alabama taco 

An alabama taco is were a man opens the girls vaginal canal and poops in it leaving a taco looking thing
Hey guys I just gave my girlfriend an alabama taco it felt so good.
alabama taco by johnathan russell January 11, 2012
“I hate mask”

Karen: “PUT YOUR MASK ON”
Mask by urmomisgayasshit September 20, 2021
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