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A bug, or a troll.
Lives off the satisfaction of trolling others
For Example, opening loud crinkly pretzel bags during tests
Likes to move hands around while talking
If the troll starts to walk towards you, beware and run the opposite direction.
Friend 1: Ugh, I just met some horrible monster who got on my nerves.
Friend 2: Was it Matt?
Friend 1: How did you know?!
Matt by cheery chaplin April 24, 2013
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confuzzled 

The state of being extremely confused and fuzzy.
created by Mubeen.
I was confuzzled as hell.
Hajra is one confuzzled bish.
confuzzled by confuzzledboi May 26, 2019

Lemon Monday 

The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.
After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".
Lemon Monday by deadcalm2010 December 1, 2010

Ben’et 

If your name is Ben’et you are loving, genuine and has a good soul. You are always there for people, listen closely to their problems and always is supportive. You are beautiful and just amazing. If you are friends with a Ben’et please be grateful and keep her. She cares about you more than you know. Her heart is so full of love and happiness that you might find it impossible to believe. You never want to lose a Ben’et.
Ben’et is a girls name
Ben’et by agreeinggirl March 20, 2025

Leonor Valente

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, her eyes are amazing, they shine bright like the moon, she is the best person to fall in love with
Leonor Valente: just like the moon, she shine bright like a diamond.
Leonor Valente by hsiwhshsunknown November 27, 2021

gangsta hat 

a gangster hat is a hat that is worn but abnormally large black men or by ghetto white people. the gangst"a" hat defies the laws of gravity and usually rests at an angle that the average human would have to super glue to achieve. some gagnsta hats have hundreds of teams on them such as in the mlb that the wearer of the hat has never even heard of and probably has never watched baseball in there lifetime.the colors of the team or city the hat is "reppin" is usually colors that have nothing to do with th team or city such as a yankees hat being birght purple, neon green, and pacer yellow. also,the hat is 25 times to big for the individual wearing the hat and has the "fresh from the store, extended bill" sticker on it, making the wearer...extra gangster. but, if the hat is even bent to the smallest degree..the hat is instantly thrown away becuase it is not gangsta anymore. also, if scuffed, it is to be throwin away immdieatly. the hat is worn many different ways...each one making you wonder how it stays on the head.
the hat also occaioanlly has a "shout out" to a fallen homie or a picture of micheal jordan on it.
p.s. the hat is worn with an extremely poofy jacket and a t-shirt that is XXXXXXXXXXXL in size
"ahh da'look at dat cats gangsta hat. hes got it so gangsta that it aint even on his head"

"dangg da', the bill on that gangsta hat will put yo eye out"

one knowledgeable cat says to a hat wearer" oo da' so u like the mariners"

wearer says" yeaa homie..micheal jordan played for them"...

ingratitude 

A discreditable lack of gratitude.
‘he returned his daughter's care with ingratitude and unkindness
ingratitude by Jhon alraisi September 12, 2017