premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

premature celebration by Fireball D May 7, 2009

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Dingle Durkin

For a man to receive oral stimulation by female or male while clenching fecal matter between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus until finally reaching a climax and releasing the clenched buttocks to reveal a messy brown disaster from within escaping the barrier that once was.

"Hey, will you give me a Dingle Durkin tonight?"

Dingle Durkin by WeirdWordWizardK October 1, 2023

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Svyatoslav

The most Holy one. Gets all the girls. Is rich. Is a very close person to God (or the Lord Jesus Christ). Will be a pastor some day. Is athletic.

Look, there is Svyatoslav. I wish I could be him.

Svyatoslav by Nickle Muvha June 14, 2010

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TG

Typical Gangster

Wasup nigga you a straight up TG!

TG by beastz April 22, 2017

danganronpha

Danganronpha is a anime/game that is fun and costs a lot of money, I'm broke so I can't buy it. But its basically a murder mystery, also I recommend playing/Watching! I'm broke so I don't know what its like but I watch people play it, anyway enjoy.

"Danganronpha is the BEST anime I've watched!"

danganronpha by aoidonutsx December 13, 2021