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Music Television

The visual equivalent putting your dick in a running blender.

You might think a channel with music in its title might have some form of discernable music, but alas, you're slammed in the face with the sledgehammer of false advertising. Instead, you're treated to the lowest forms of reality tv and the occasional live audio cast of a banshee being sawed in half with a video feed of Britney Spears on top of it.
MTV: the elusive and long-sought cause of aneurisms and spontaneous combustion.
MTV by mousetrap August 29, 2005
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WHITE SWIPE 

This is performed when a female is on her knees going down on a male. Right before the happy ending you blow your load in your hand and slap her in the face.
Galakanokis: Dude my girlfriend was in the perfect posistion for a white swipe.
Burgandy: Did you give it to her?
Galakanokis: Hell yea I did! SLAP!
WHITE SWIPE by GALAKANOKIS February 16, 2008

GrodyBeans 

“That mf GrodyBeans is a faggot
GrodyBeans by GrodyBeans December 12, 2022

Krystelist 

When you hate all people, religious beliefs, and genders that do not immediately align with your mind sight of disliking white people and men.
Wow, the way she keeps on going off about white men and how they all are racist sounds mad Krystelist.
Krystelist by Megabounce507 September 3, 2017

battle scars 

The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.
Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.
battle scars by OhdaBanyan August 29, 2007
1) A Furry ball with a face. That you wear around your neck with a lanyard. You get paid for wearing it.



2) A phrase used to describe a man with hairy genitalia.
1) Guy1: Dude look at all this cash I got!
Guy2: How'd you get all that!?
Guy1: I got for wearing my Weepul!



2) Girl1: Omg, ya know that guy I was with last night?
Girl2: Yeah, what about him.
Girl1: He was soooooo HAIRY....down there...
Girl2: So you're saying he's a weepul?
Girl1: Exactly.
Weepul by woah, no! January 13, 2009

clan carthy 

DIS A DI BEST SCHOOL WE DAWK, STUBBORN AND LOVE WAR
MOST MALE STUDENT LOOK E ALPHA GYAL EM

MOST A WE FRIENDS AND FAMILY A BAD PPL....DONT EVER MESS WIDDA CLANZ STUDENT.
clan carthy by Dat is it January 3, 2023