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a delt is a person who no one likes and is also an annoying pice of shit and used in the right context can mean whore
olivia- omg did u hear what aubrey did sheโ€™s such a delt

any- yeah i know she really is
delt by suckmehdick June 13, 2020
THIS IS SO MF FUNNY couple things and all BUT i love you very much and you are the person i come to for everything, even if i try very hard i cannot keep anything from you. you are just so slay the house boots down you go girl, girl i know. joking i hate you ๐Ÿ˜น nvm pls come back anyways i rly dont want to lose you bevause why does everyone always talk abt how you drift from your high school friends!? we wont let that happen right we'll organise weekly date nights no matter what happens, even if we're in different countries we should facetime each other from restaurant and pretend were there together because #attachment issues and we can talk super loudly and let the whole place whisper abt how embarassing we are. did you know you ๐Ÿ™ are โ˜บ๏ธ my ๐Ÿค• fav ๐Ÿ‘น straight ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŽน seriously love you and will never stop caring for you, you know that. Yk that no matter what happens, and what people say about you, or me, or us, because people our age fucking suck (jaden smith), we will always be there to talk about the political and economic state or the world (to show our superiority over these measly insignificant gossip girls guys same diff). this may make no sense but you get me ull understand. pls dont write any urban dictionary definitions, ull give smn an a death sentence with ur spelling. that gif is u when you know who k bye love u forever and always awww cute
shivo wishes she slays what she wanna slays and lets the slays slought but honeslay she does not slay.
๐ŸŽถ ayy shivaani ๐ŸŽถ
shivo by jessicakds May 10, 2022

sandnigger please 

a saying that means please very much,
or just a saying.
Sandnigger please, you must have a disease.

Sandnigger please, can I have a cookie and get some nookie?
sandnigger please by AssNeck1 December 25, 2008

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!
When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

jess mennonite 

this jess mennonite led me on like a mofo!
jess mennonite by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
:b: by Algae_in_your_pool May 5, 2018
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