1. leaving no opportunity for denial or refusal; imperative: a peremptory command.

2. imperious or dictatorial.

3. positive or assertive in speech, tone, manner, etc.

4. Law.
a. that precludes or does not admit of debate, question, etc.: a peremptory edict.
b. decisive or final.
c. in which a command is absolute and unconditional: a peremptory writ.

ripping some serious canvas while climbing, malicious canvas with intent.

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

when someone is cuter than cuter

A bisexual girl that always send you random cringe memes. She always tries to be friendly and nice, but is always shy.

the correct thing to way when wacked in the head.
(according to Monty Python's Flying Circus)
proper head whacking explitives
not to be confused with more common incorrect outbursts such as:
AH!
ARRRGH!
S****!!!!
and other such