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Stanley Stupid 

1.A great nickname for someone who is utterly stupid as a box of hammers.

2.A character played by Tom Arnold in the movie ' The Stupids"
3. My brother in law
1.Great..... Stanley Stupid is at it again.... get it together man!!!!! You've done this job for almost a year now...

2. Stanley Stupid is not a funny guy in the movie.
3. Stanley Stupid does not need to eat mayonnaise out of a jar... it goes on a fuckin sandwich.
Stanley Stupid by Willie shaverpus February 25, 2023
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The City 

A nickname used for New York City. New York City is according to most sources – The Greatest City in the World and/or the Capital of the World. The only other city that may have claim over the nickname "The City" is London and possibly Tokyo. That being said, it is widely accepted that New York City is indeed "The City" to which every other city compares itself. Los Angeles is not "The City", Paris is not "The City", Rome is not "The City", Chicago is definitely NOT "The City" and San Francisco is definitely NOT "The City".
This is the hierarchy of cities:

Tier 1a: New York City – "The City", London and Tokyo
Tier 1b: Paris, Rome, Hong Kong

Tier 2a: Los Angeles, Beijing, Shanghai
Tier 2b: San Francisco, Chicago, Miami
The City by ElitistExpert June 7, 2019

Curbside Shopper 

: one browsing through discarded items left on the curbside/street for garbage pick up.
A Curbside shopper must had stopped by since some of the free yard sale "left overs" are missing.
Curbside Shopper by Panthera Atrox January 27, 2011

Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
Christmas list shopping by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

binsley'd 

To get hammered on cheap cider then fall asleep next to a toliet
Millie -yo how was your sister one da the weekend?
Jamie - she was so binsley'd she was sick and hugged da toliet

Beef Curtain Fingers 

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.
Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.
Beef Curtain Fingers by Courier657 November 28, 2022

Merseene Twister 

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.
Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen
Merseene Twister by stappa May 28, 2019