a man who was mad, he knew he’d been had. he shot at the sun. he shot as wily only friend.

The act of of rolling your for skin over a flash light while being pegged by a woman.

To fake a phone call while having a picture of your own ass be shown to an unsuspecting victim

A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.

Hailey Rasmussen means Bautiful devotion. This is somebody who constantly works every day to be somebody better than who they were yesterday. This is someone who's felt the dirt and grime of life; pushed and dragged into the mud; someone who had every right to be just as cruel as the experiences she was put through. But she didn't. Hailey chose to be someone who she could have relied on back then. She chose to be somebody who could inspire others to be better. She chose to be herself. At the end of the day... there is no one who is more devoted... and caring, as Hailey.

(She also loves dogs veryyyy much)

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does