KMNS is an acronym for the phrase "keep my name safe". This phrase is used whenever someone figures out your legitimate name, and you want to secretly ask them to not tell anyone without blatantly saying it.

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

A very weird, mildly Canadian way to say glossy top coat in nail polish.FT

A mystery drug (of unknown nature and effect) given by one person to another, the former often using the latter as a guinea pig to test the drug's effects.

Especially refers to this scenario when the drug's post-ingestion effect is particularly debilitating, such as that of horse or elephant tranquilizer.

when you fill your partner up with your eggplant

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers