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Urban Dictionary

samessed 

To be overly obsessed with a Samantha.
Sammy is so obsessed with Samantha. One might say he's samessed.

bear moon 

How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man
Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it
bear moon by Aliasdove September 5, 2017

Urban Cocktionary 

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.
Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics
Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003
A Fuck is A Fuck.

When some 5/10 bird ain't fit but Alex Richards wants a good shag so he'll do it anyway cos AFAF.
Charlie Sherwood: "Hey Alex, that girl is rather pretty! Would you have sexual relations with her given the chance?"
Alex Richards: "Yeah mate AFAF"
AFAF by Sherms/The Sherminator November 16, 2016

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat 

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
Axel is a rude Mexican guy who will lie to you about everything, treat you like shit, do nothing for you and expect everything in return, and when you threaten to leave him, he’ll beg and apologize and tell you he loves you. As well, he acts like such a baby and is the kind of person that feels sorry for themselves. Oh, and he also has a small dick.
Axel: I’m so sorry baby girl, it won’t happen again. Please don’t leave me, you’re my everything.
Axel by Sarabella May 19, 2018
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