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DMS Memes 

An instagram page that no one really likes, and posts trash ass memes. None one knows who runs it, but whoever does is probably homosexual
Ex Friend: You heard of DMS Memes? It’s soooo funny

Me: This is why we aren’t friends anymore

wankying 

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.
wankying by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005
Ashley is the most unrealistic boy ever he thinks he is the best and always wants beef with the hottest guys ever he mostly uses the word Ghandi for nearly every sentence he mostly likes to ask for scraps mostly scraps of dog shit for his lunch so if you see him and he asks for scraps just Look for dog shit
That Ashley needs help
Ashley by #pedophileisashley October 7, 2018
My happiness has increased dramatically since I bought that golden retriever

tele adulterer 

One person in a relationship that watches a tv series without the other their significant other.
You're a tele adulterer for watching Outlander without me!
tele adulterer by Sannock September 29, 2019
当你遇到自己无法处理的异常事件时需要作出的面部表情
当我的妻子决定和我离婚,带着我的孩子跟同性恋丈夫跑了的时候,我的脸上正是一脸懵逼
懵逼 by 龙嗷嗷天 April 27, 2016
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