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Seems shy or mean but when you get to know him he is actually very nice and outgoing. Usually is blonde and not the tallest but not the shortest. Good in relationships and will try to be the best person possible and help you whenever. Likes rap music and stays in his room a lot. Plays sports and is looking for a relationship but everybody thinks of him as a friend. Also a meme lord.
Beckett: *makes joke*
His crush: Haha! I wish I could find someone like you.
Beckett: Aw shit, here we go again.

cummeritis 

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.
Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis
cummeritis by Craig S April 17, 2005
A awesome youtuber who makes videos with windows movie maker or filmora
1: have you heard of quaqak?
2: yeah! hes so sarcastic
1: shhhh hes not he says that hes not sarcastic
quaqak by quaqak July 5, 2022

triage eligable 

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.
Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04
triage eligable by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017

ream fee 

Any gratuitous, excessive, or unreasonable extra charge or surcharge placed on a transaction, possibly as a service charge, penalty, or profit center.
I just hate it when TicketBastard charges me a ream fee whenever I buy tickets--and then have the gall to call it a "convenience charge"
ream fee by Jabba17 May 14, 2005
a star was born on this day, the brightest star living in this earth, but don’t worry i’m not talking about you, a random l*ser who came here checking his birthday from a twitter trend, i’m talking about my man seonghwa the one and only 🥰
april 3 is such a wonderful day
april 3 by min yoongi is a bottom October 15, 2019

Slut Dragon 

A girl that sleeps around with some of your friend group and then at some point pukes all over your place of living due to intoxication.
Banner : Bro, she's such a Slut Dragon.

Tim : Slut Dragon?

Banner : Yeah, first she tries to sleep with all of us, then she pukes all over your room.

Tim : Fuckin' Slut Dragon....

Banner : Yeah...
Slut Dragon by WallBan October 3, 2011
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