Metrosexual
Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.
George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.
Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.
Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.
Jay: Fact.
Metrosexual by Box Worm November 24, 2019