November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

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Gramilla

A grahm cracker vanilla marketing campaign.

I'm going to use gramilla marketing tatics to take over the world with my crappy website.

Gramilla by businessofthebusiness March 15, 2010

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Folliard Folly

When your woman bends over to pick up an Amazon package and you stick in from behind.

Toatally Folliard Follyed my girl this morning agter that Prime delivery.

Folliard Folly by Smackandahug November 2, 2019

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Kartikay

Kartikay is Smart, hot and has a cute smile. He has a power of wooing girls only with his smile, because he also has a dimple. Kartikay also has the largest Dick. And it's everyone's dream of riding it.

I wish I could ride Kartikay's Dick.

Kartikay by Ulltrax November 26, 2021

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Toxic Relationship

Mian and Kaleb

Kaleb: *venting*
Mian: Youre in a toxic relationship
Kaleb: SO ARE YOU!

Toxic Relationship by druwl October 29, 2021

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Wordplay Petty

Rated "Class IV" on the Petty Scale, Wordplay Petty is the act of intentionally misconstrueing a normal word or phrase in order to completely change the meaning of the statement. This is typically done on the fly.

Z: You can see into my house! I hate this wide peephole!!!

M: You hate white people??

Z: I hate Wordplay Petty.. -_-

Wordplay Petty by MTrain84 March 21, 2017