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Shittily 

Shitty, to do something in a shitty manner.
I don't want to bowl shittily.
Shittily by Nystandra October 16, 2020

Sükriye 

A turkish girl, wich is in love with cars and is cool as hell. Sometimes she talk shit and is really aggressive. That sometimes attractive on her. She is cool, crazy, beatiful, classy and amazing. As a boy you can find everything in your life. A best friend, girlfriend or wife. She is the best one you could get. And mostly her zodiac is a aries. And don't forget, she is secretly rich but never tell anyone.
Who is that in the nice car?!? Isn't this a audi r8?

Bro, this could be only the savage Sükriye. One day I will marry her and make her happy.
Sükriye by Sükriye November 24, 2021

momecdote 

An anecdote that is exaggerated or outright fabricated in order to make a point, sometimes consisting of a one-sided narrative in which the speaker was deemed unilaterally correct by all imaginary parties. The word is a portmanteau of "anecdote" and "mom" because of mothers' tendency to do this especially when cautioning their kids.

Differs from "anecdata" in that a momecdote didn't even happen, but was crafted to impress someone else in a conversation. Momecdotes often are laughably transparent.
"No one we know lost an eye from running with untied shoelaces. It's a momecdote."
"I doubt the manager hung his head in shame after your mom tore up the sales flyer in his face. It sounds like a momecdote."
momecdote by bluebelle March 12, 2017

a bill fifty 

one hundred and fifty dollars
man this bitch owe me a bill fifty and im about to collect.
a bill fifty by mischief August 7, 2003
someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap
person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
Shitter by Chadgtnz May 24, 2021

Straight Cash Folded 

Really really drunk.
Pete went out last night. He was so straight cash folded.