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the soft meat
When your dick isn't hard.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
the soft meat by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
elise parkes
Usually found in scummy bars slutting drinks of strangers. Often confuses itself with royalty due to inappropriate dreams of not having to work or pay for anything. Shes got a cracking dick though.
Guy:Omg have you seen that girl, shes doing an elise parkes - shes practically dry humping that poor fat man.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
Other guy: sweet il get my binoculars.
elise parkes by gangstabetripping March 1, 2013
Alberty Jet Lag
The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.
A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."
B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."
B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."
B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."
B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."
Alberty Jet Lag by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019
dillywacking
dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010