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Urban Dictionary

The act of lighting a girl's hair on fire with a lighter while she performs oral sex.
Sally! what happened to your hair!

I was giving jeff head and he blowtorched me.
blowtorch by AndrewJF May 5, 2008
An attractive female who one has never met before. She is brand new and actually stands a chance to the boy in question.
"Hey man, so what did you think of those two fresh bits we had dinner with last night?"

"You mean that fresh bit and her friend?"
Fresh Bit by FreshTillDeath108 February 18, 2012

Planking 

The act of laying in unusual spaces face down with your body completely straight, usually a sport between various women to see who gets the funniest plank, guess its something women are good at
Did you see chelsi's planking picture yesterday? She was laying in the street and got hit by a car, I guess women arent good at anything.

Blue vein flute 

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.
Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night
Blue vein flute by mrh@nky May 8, 2017

Jeffel Tower 

When 2 Jeff's bang the same chick at the same time and high 5 each other in the process.
Bree just got the Jeffel Tower.
Jeffel Tower by 223444r4555 December 11, 2017

jumped the pig 

the moment when a luxury or fashion brand begins an irreparable decline into mass market obscurity and irrelevance.

often precipitated by introducing a lower-level line or announcing a collaboration with a non-prestige brand.

similar to the phrase jump the shark, but goes beyond merely assessing quality & creativity of the product; cultural relevance and loss of respect by the cultural elite are important elements as well. applies exclusively to luxury brands.
the H&M capsule collection was bad enough, but when they heard about the collaboration with UGG, the fashionistas knew Jimmy Choo had jumped the pig.