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water buffalo 

a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'
That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.
In one word he's Crazy lol Jk But i could never describe him in word! He's at least 13 words! He's so SEXY, SMART, ATHLETIC, FUN (in and out of bed), SENSITIVE, STRONG (Freakin Amazing Body!), HILARIOUS, CHRISTIAN, COUNTRY, PERFECT, CHICK MAGNET, my BEST FRIEND, and my FOREVER :) No one can ever have a dull moment when they're with him. BTW...Did i mention he's the best darn guy any chick could ever want?
Girl 1: Did you see that new guy at school today?
Girl 2: You mean Tristan?
Girl 1: yea...

Girl 2: Of course! You'd have to be blind not to notice him. He's the whole package!
Girl 1: Idk he's okay... Hehe jk he's freakin gorgeous!
Girl 2: You got that right!
Gay little shit that fucking eats Doritos and drinks Mtn Dew and sits on his ass all damn day playing fucking Fortnite and swearing at the little 3 year olds for calling him retarded.
Little Kid: Your gay.
Ben: What the fuck u say to me you little shit?!?!
Ben by TTVReckless August 28, 2019

happy bag 

a bag filled with many drugs such as cocaine, heroin, LSD, and marijuana. it is made into two forms: powder or liquid.

some other names for Happy Bag:
Blue Tit
Moose Knuckle
I got completely WASTED last night by having some Happy Bag.
happy bag by dannnnohhhh April 1, 2008
Canadian-based social networking site founded the fall of 2008. Based on a simple platform, very similar to Facebook for the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered community.
Gaybook is a gay version of Facebook
Gaybook by Jasper-T June 19, 2009
when a woman is giving a man a blow job and he is about to come. he takes his penis and puts it to her nose so he cums up her nostril
this is known as a nose job
she was complaining about me cuming in her mouth so i took it out and gave her a nose job
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